Two poems, one has a goose
Poetry
I've never seen this kid’s face
They'll nod outside Shopper's folded in half blocking their cardboard sign Blue locks poke from under a hood— bathroom dye job to match the stick-and-poke distraction from scars Temporary friends hose it all down the drain all that stolen blue til the money runs dry and kick— There's a mother somewhere remembering the coos and fat legs and birthday parties wondering what she did wrong Maybe a lack of mother Blue Locks must imagine what her hug or even what a true friend must feel like without the soot on the bottom of the spoon
Wawa, ON
Home of the giant Canada goose statue
and a man who, upon exiting his vehicle,
had the paunch of a red-blooded Canadian
and the pale ass of a—
unemployed
pale
ass.
(His sweatpants did not sit at or above the hips.)
We were lucky to get away from that gas station
with no more damage to our retinas
than a couple of reflective cheeks—
but I bet that guy's a hoot.
I'd rather get a beer with him
than go to some some expensive cafe
where they don't stock cream
only pseudo-milks
and the atmosphere is somewhat cultish
and the walls are too nice
and the person talking to me has
dead, natureless eyes
like they permanently reflect
a muted tiktok feed
with or without the phone.
At least sweatpants-down-his-ass-guy
had, in his youth,
a sturdy upright stance
and no intellectual delusions
nauseating to listen to.
Tell me about the time you thought you saw
sasquatch
Wave back to me with a smile on your face
though we're total strangers
Your house probably smells like stale beer
cigarettes
bug spray
yesterday's soup
pine sap
and wet dog (very friendly)
I'll go to your fish fry
listen to rude jokes and laugh
there's a deck of cards worn grimy at the edges
next to the crib board
and picture of someone holding a really big fish
circa 1974
and you reminisce
about the job you used to have
when your back was good
and that truck
One time you tipped your boat
or hunted stump moose
drunkenly
or how your cousin accidentally hit that truck
(Same cousin gave you that taxidermied coyote rug
in lieu of an apology.)
Almost hit a moose outside White River
home of the big Winnie the Pooh statue
(the original Winnie the Pooh, bear)
the last gas station for hours.
It was just standing there!
The moose, I mean—though I guess the statue was, too.
Deep, starry skies
and winding roads
and isolation
and tall trees
and really big rocks
while we white knuckle it
remembering the time I almost died as a kid
inukshuk watched on rock cuts, both sides, and transports
two lanes
lead foot
rubber flight to the Soo
and my driver
was (rumour has it) drunk.
Were those eyes in the bush—
Definitely—
Definitely sasquatch.
Now pull over
l've had to piss since the turn to Manitouwadge.PS, I’ve got books:
The Highwayman Kennedy Thornwick - Literary fantasy - the ebook is on sale for the start of this year’s SPFBO (it’s a contest! See my recent post about it!)
Pallas - Scifi with a dash of body horror
Pull Me Under - heavy metal portal fantasy - completed serial right here on Substack


Nice poems!
"rumour" -- You're Canadian? OMG! I'm so sorry to hear that. Just kidding....
Never met a Canadian I didn't like. Except the 1976 Maple Leafs. Sittler!!!!!!
"Wawa, ON" had me howling the way only someone who's roadtripped in Canada can. :) Thank you for sharing that wry, wonderful voice of yours again!